Reachville school girl taken

On Friday the  18th of August, a local Reachville student, Simone Martin, 17, was taken just outside the gates of the Reachville Community High School. Witnesses say that Simone had just left the school when…



Little finger victim identified

Spending the last few days fighting tooth and nail for an in-depth interview with Sergeant Groves, he finally called a press conference, midnight last night. “Tonight our medical examiners have provided us with conclusive DNA…


Flu virus purposefully targets men

A study has confirmed that the Flu virus purposefully targets men because their bodies are the perfect host. Dr Rachshini and her team of FAW’s (Females against wifery) have found that ‘Man Flu’ is a…


Dalmatian adopts abandoned kitten’s

On the brighter side, a litter of kittens has been discovered sheltering inside a cardboard box at the rear of Durango’s Delicatessen on Leaf Street. Mr and Mrs Durango found the litter around 5-am this…


Little Finger strikes again

Today in the sleepy suburb of Reachville, another body has been found buried in a shallow grave. The young girl is yet to be identified as detectives and medical examiners continue the slow process of…


Reachville Ransacker suspect released

Today officer Groves released the man held over for yesterday’s home invasion saying, “due to insufficient evidence, we have released the person held over for questioning”. Police released the suspect in the early hours of…


The Reachville Ransacker’s

The home of Mrs Sumac, of Rangehill road Reachville became the fourth home to fall victim to the Reachville Ransacker’s. After arrangements were made to remove what Mrs Sumac believed to be a bear from…