Morning Reachvillian’s and what a morning it is.
After another harrowing night another girl, Jessica Baker, was reported missing yesterday afternoon and Tiffany Creswell’s backpack has gone missing from the CSI evidence locker.
Jessica Baker, 21, was on her way home from her job at the Petty Pedicure’s Nail Emporium, when she was seen entering Central Park around 5:30-pm. As has happened to several young girls this week, no-one saw her come out the other side.
The 5:30 bus was making its rounds; impatient drivers were beeping their horns and Pidgeon’s were flocking both entrances.
With the band, Grapple Effects, moving onto greener pastures after they rocked Reachville on that fateful night, we don’t know why Reachville’s daughters are disappearing. That is the question on everyone’s lips and if Little Finger has returned, where has he been and why, all of a sudden, has he taken four girls in the last seven days? And where is Tiffany’s back pack?
Is there’s a Fox in the CSI Hen house?
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With council elections foremost in their minds and their daughters holidaying in Sweden, we’ll have to wait two weeks for, hopefully, a new Police Chief. Sergeant Groves is said to be in the running.
This is Craven Looney and Seamus MacBeth bringing you the news as it happens almost on time, every time.