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The Reachville Four: Where Are They?

Today another girl went missing, 19-year-old Cheryl Blaxley. With no word about Tiffany Creswell, Jessica Baker, and Mazzie Rodgers, Reachvillian’s are thinking on their feet in this election. The Reachville CSI have not found any…


Election Day is Looming

Reachville election update Transcript: You’re here with Craven Looney and Seamus MacBeth and it’s the day before the polls open. There’s already been a huge spike in community interest for a non-compulsive election, and so…


Fox in The Hen House?

Morning Reachvillian’s and what a morning it is. Figure: Brown fox sitting on green grass field during daytime Source: Linnea Sandbakk After another harrowing night another girl, Jessica Baker, was reported missing yesterday afternoon and…


Clue Leads to Duck Lake Then Vanishes

Reachville’s CSI unit discovered Tiffany Creswell’s backpack under a brier of blackberries down near the only picnic table edging South Lake where you will remember a few tourists were attacked last year. Although the backpack had…


Another Girl Taken

As Reachville’s CSI unit continues it search for Tiffany Creswell another girl has been taken and the Reachville councillors have once again sent their daughters out of the country. Mazzei Rodgers, 19, was last seen…


Has Little Finger Returned?

It’s another sad day here in Reachville. We’ve had a year of safe streets since the discovery of the partially buried, mutilated corpse of Simone Martin. Today I’m sad to say another young girl has…


“Pissed off” Retraction

The Reachville Community News Online has been inundated with letters, phone calls and even some strange SMS’, complaining about my use of the term, “Pissed off” in my article, “Simone Martin identified as latest Little…



Forensics yet to identify victim

After this mornings gruesome discovery by two young men on an early, early morning walk to the petrol station for smokes, forensics have yet to identify the victim. It is widely believed that it is…