Little finger victim identified

Spending the last few days fighting tooth and nail for an in-depth interview with Detective Sergeant Groves, he finally called a press conference midnight last night. “Tonight our medical examiners have provided us with conclusive…


Flu virus purposefully targets men

A study has confirmed that the Flu virus purposefully targets men because their bodies are the perfect host. Dr Rachshini and her team of FAW’s (Females against wifery) have found that ‘Man Flu’ is a…


Dalmatian adopts abandoned kitten’s

On the brighter side, a litter of kittens has been discovered sheltering inside a cardboard box at the rear of Durango’s Delicatessen on Leaf Street. Mr and Mrs Durango found the litter around 5-am this…


Little Finger strikes again

Today in the sleepy suburb of Reachville, another body has been found buried in a shallow grave. The young girl is yet to be identified as detectives and medical examiners continue the slow process of…


Reachville Ransacker suspect released

Today officer Groves released the man held over for yesterday’s home invasion saying, “due to insufficient evidence, we have released the person held over for questioning”. Police released the suspect in the early hours of…


The Reachville Ransacker’s

The home of Mrs Sumac, of Rangehill road Reachville became the fourth home to fall victim to the Reachville Ransacker’s. After arrangements were made to remove what Mrs Sumac believed to be a bear from…


Rebecca Snelt home safe

Today, missing local girl Rebecca Snelt arrived home safe and sound. Still wearing the white men’s shirt she disappeared in, and nothing else. Rebecca said, “I got lost. I was on my way home, and…


Bear found in Reachville home

In a quiet street on the outskirts of Reachville is the home of Mrs Sumac, who has spent the last week with her ailing sister in Salsberry. Upon her return home on Friday morning she…


Witch Hunters

On the brighter side, it has come to the attention of the Reachville community news online that there are in fact Witches on the hunt for our politicians, with MP Clandestine Meete identifying the horrifying…