Dalmatian adopts abandoned kitten’s

On the brighter side, a litter of kittens has been discovered sheltering inside a cardboard box at the rear of Durango’s Delicatessen on Leaf Street. Mr and Mrs Durango found the litter around 5-am this…


Little Finger strikes again

Today in the sleepy suburb of Reachville, another body has been found buried in a shallow grave. The young girl is yet to be identified as detectives and medical examiners continue the slow process of…


Reachville Ransacker suspect released

Today officer Groves released the man held over for yesterday’s home invasion saying, “due to insufficient evidence, we have released the person held over for questioning”. Police released the suspect in the early hours of…


The Reachville Ransacker’s

The home of Mrs Sumac, of Rangehill road Reachville became the fourth home to fall victim to the Reachville Ransacker’s. After arrangements were made to remove what Mrs Sumac believed to be a bear from…


Rebecca Snelt home safe

Today, missing local girl Rebecca Snelt arrived home safe and sound. Still wearing the white men’s shirt she disappeared in, and nothing else. Rebecca said, “I got lost. I was on my way home, and…


Bear found in Reachville home

In a quiet street on the outskirts of Reachville is the home of Mrs Sumac, who has spent the last week with her ailing sister in Salsberry. Upon her return home on Friday morning she…


Witch Hunters

On the brighter side, it has come to the attention of the Reachville community news online that there are in fact Witches on the hunt for our politicians, with MP Clandestine Meete identifying the horrifying…


Search continues for Snelt – victim

In this quiet little Hamlet of Reachville the search continues today for Rebecca Snelt. Police have been flooded with calls from people wanting to help, and from some wanting help. Detective Sergeant Groves said in…



Local girl goes missing

By Craven Looney In the usually quite suburb of Reachville, devastation is unfolding. 19 year old Rebecca Snelt didn’t come home last night. Her parents, Mr and Mrs Snelt, say, “This is so unlike Rebecca,…