“Pissed off” Retraction

The Reachville Community News Online has been inundated with letters, phone calls and even some strange SMS’, complaining about my use of the term, “Pissed off” in my article, “Simone Martin identified as latest Little…

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Forensics yet to identify victim

After this mornings gruesome discovery by two young men on an early, early morning walk to the petrol station for smokes, forensics have yet to identify the victim. It is widely believed that it is…




Reachville school girl taken

On Friday the  18th of August, a local Reachville student, Simone Martin, 17, was taken just outside the gates of the Reachville Community High School. Witnesses say that Simone had just left the school when…



Little finger victim identified

Spending the last few days fighting tooth and nail for an in-depth interview with Detective Sergeant Groves, he finally called a press conference midnight last night. “Tonight our medical examiners have provided us with conclusive…


Flu virus purposefully targets men

A study has confirmed that the Flu virus purposefully targets men because their bodies are the perfect host. Dr Rachshini and her team of FAW’s (Females against wifery) have found that ‘Man Flu’ is a…


Dalmatian adopts abandoned kitten’s

On the brighter side, a litter of kittens has been discovered sheltering inside a cardboard box at the rear of Durango’s Delicatessen on Leaf Street. Mr and Mrs Durango found the litter around 5-am this…