It’s been two hundred and forty-eight-days since Little FiFnger’s last attack. The streets are eerily quiet and most children are now home schooled. While we wait in our terror, a new threat has emerged, the…
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An old couple from Rabbit Marsh pulled their small car up onto the green pastures edging the South Lake near the Reachville shopping area today. Home to thirty or more ducks, the couple drove up…
On the brighter side, a litter of kittens has been discovered sheltering inside a cardboard box at the rear of Durango’s Delicatessen on Leaf Street. Mr and Mrs Durango found the litter around 5-am this…
On the brighter side, it has come to the attention of the Reachville community news online that there are in fact Witches on the hunt for our politicians, with MP Clandestine Meete identifying the horrifying…
On the Bright Side, a Kangaroo at Mission Park golf course today demanded that the club limit its membership to those who also like a wrestle. Noting that the membership had gone downhill since the…