Bear found in Reachville home
In a quiet street on the outskirts of Reachville is the home of Mrs Sumac, who has spent the last week with her ailing sister in Salsberry. Upon her return home on Friday morning she…
Witch Hunters
On the brighter side, it has come to the attention of the Reachville community news online that there are in fact Witches on the hunt for our politicians, with MP Clandestine Meete identifying the horrifying…
Search continues for Snelt – victim
In this quiet little Hamlet of Reachville the search continues today for Rebecca Snelt. Police have been flooded with calls from people wanting to help, and from some wanting help. Detective Sergeant Groves said in…
Kangaroo’s call for less tagger’s
On the Bright Side, a Kangaroo at Mission Park golf course today demanded that the club limit its membership to those who also like a wrestle. Noting that the membership had gone downhill since the…
Local girl goes missing
By Craven Looney In the usually quite suburb of Reachville, devastation is unfolding. 19 year old Rebecca Snelt didn’t come home last night. Her parents, Mr and Mrs Snelt, say, “This is so unlike Rebecca,…
Spate of home invasions continues
A spate of home invasions continues to terrorise the people of Reachville tonight with another brazen break in just last week while the family were asleep in their beds. This is the third in as…
Little Finger evades capture
Another body has been found on the outskirts of Reachville. 21 year old Sasha Dobson was found brutally murdered last night. Her body was discovered by local children, partially covered by an old Persian style…